i ran shirtless with your grandma because i’m gay
welp.I smoked with a pothead because I’m a pimp
I ate a glass of milk because I have AMAZING boobs.
I needed a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs.
I slept with a bowl of cereal because I had a noodle in my nose. Why does this sound legit?
I smoked with an easter egg because hos keep stealing my tacos.
TUMBLR KNOWS MY ENTIRE LIFE.
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes
ok so i may or may not have just made the saga of moon moon
oh my god it got better
I’m Cruel Temptress. HOW BAD ASS IS THAT?
Fierce Beast. Fuck yeah.